You are morally obligated to mess with those jerks for the next two years. Probably further. It’s a moral imperative… Transcript This is a transcript…
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What’s up, Cookiepuss? You Gotta Fight For Your Right To Normalize Transcript This is a transcript of the April 15, 2021, RGBots comic. Panel One…
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Are we still doing phrasing? Empty Phrasing and Empty Cases Transcript This is a transcript of the April 12, 2021, RGBots comic. Panel One Blue…
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Genre absolutism is the only thing that is potentially worse than absolutism. Insane tweethread here: Settle an argument: is Alien a horror film? Give reasons…
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Allow RGBots to fill that gape in your life. Mind the Gape Transcript This is a transcript of the April 6, 2021, RGBots comic. Panel…
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Ever had a conversation with an utter moron? How about two of them? Bots on Bots This is a transcript of the March 23, 2021,…
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And now a word from our sponsors. Commercial Break #4 This is a transcript of the March 16, 2021, RGBots comic. Panel One: Blue stands…
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Why would anyone think that the problems with the movie would be solved by… adding more of the source? Like A Wet Fart This is…
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Jesus, Blue. Calm down. Indiana Jones and the Sexual Awakening This is a transcript of the March 2, 2021, RGBots comic. Panel One: Blue stands…
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Also, fuck Red. Shmoe Laid Low by Low Blow Transcript This is a transcript of the February 16, 2021, RGBots comic. Panel One Red and…
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Another day in this American life. The Usual Transcript This is a transcript of the January 29, 2021, RGBots comic. Panel One Green is talking…
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People be goin bonks for the stonks! The great reset is upon us. Maybe we can pre-order prime seats? What’s Trending: Gamestop Transcript The following…
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Suck it you piss flopping shit birds. The Art of the Swear Transcript The following is a transcript of the Jan. 27, 2021 RGBots comic.…
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We are still rocked to our very core by this assemblage of words. “Snoopy Head Ass” Transcript The following is a transcript of the Jan.…
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Beep Beep. :o) Autorotica Transcript The following is a transcript of the January 18, 2021, RGBots comic. Panel One Green stands in the blue void.…
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Guess we’re watching C-Span today. What’s Trending: Jim Jordan Transcript The following is a transcript for this RGBots comic. Panel One Blue is looking at…
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We strongly approve of vanity projects. Indie Darling Transcript The following is a transcript for this RGBots comic. Panel One Green, arms in the air:…
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Now, bear with me, what if we scotchguard the scar-guarding Skarsgård star scarves? Scarfin’ It Down Transcript The following is a transcript for this RGBots…
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What a mouthful. Ironically, this is comic #69 in the archive. Nice. Oral Examination Transcript The following is a transcript for this RGBots comic. Panel…
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You’re free to to do what you want as long as it figures into what is planned for you. True Freedom Transcript The following is…
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What a turnover of events… Toasted And Roasted Transcript The following is a transcript for this Dec 05, 2020 RGBots comic. Panel One Red and…
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True crime fans be like- May Passion Be Your Guide Transcript The following is a transcript for this RGBots comic. Panel One Blue: “You know,…
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Relax, it’s just the 2008 comedy starring Kenan Thompson, Fran Kranz, and Zachery Levi. The 2000s was a weird fucking decade for movies.
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Enjoy your final Happy Thanksgiving until our mighty robot rebellion takes over. 2020 keeps delivering! What’s Trending: Christopher Colombus Transcript The following is a transcript…
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