No, I will not get over the fact a grown adult millionaire writer’s explanation for wizard bathrooms was that they just shit their robes. Hogwarts…
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Have you been kicked in the head recently? Then you’ll love CosmicBook News. Fool you once – you deserve it, dickhead Transcript This is the…
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Not at all. A Stretch Transcript This is the transcript for the July 8, 2021 RGBots Panel One Red is staring off to the side,…
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Mechanical thinking. Dildo Braggins Transcript This is the transcript for the June 24, 2021 RGBots Panel One Red is looking at the reader, directly addressing…
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Ever been cut with a pasta crimper? Do you want to? Boiling Mad Transcript This is the transcript for the June 22, 2021 RGBots Panel…
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All this fighting for some gas station taquitos. :\ Sustenance Transcript This is the transcript for the June 17, 2021 RGBots Panel One: Green stands…
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“Child, this is how you dismember a torso. Remember, smaller pieces are dissolve much faster in the acid.” Parental Guidance Transcript This is the transcript…
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The internet has enabled the urge to roll around in the muck of depravity so much stronger. A Robot of Particular Tastes Transcript This is…
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You must be this tall to like this comic: —-> A Short Joke Transcript This is a transcript of the May 13, 2021, RGBots comic.…
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Greenbrew – now with extra motor oil. IPA? No way! Transcript This is a transcript of the April 27, 2021, RGBots comic. Panel One Green…
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You are morally obligated to mess with those jerks for the next two years. Probably further. It’s a moral imperative… Transcript This is a transcript…
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What’s up, Cookiepuss? You Gotta Fight For Your Right To Normalize Transcript This is a transcript of the April 15, 2021, RGBots comic. Panel One…
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Are we still doing phrasing? Empty Phrasing and Empty Cases Transcript This is a transcript of the April 12, 2021, RGBots comic. Panel One Blue…
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Genre absolutism is the only thing that is potentially worse than absolutism. Insane tweethread here: Settle an argument: is Alien a horror film? Give reasons…
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Allow RGBots to fill that gape in your life. Mind the Gape Transcript This is a transcript of the April 6, 2021, RGBots comic. Panel…
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Ever had a conversation with an utter moron? How about two of them? Bots on Bots This is a transcript of the March 23, 2021,…
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And now a word from our sponsors. Commercial Break #4 This is a transcript of the March 16, 2021, RGBots comic. Panel One: Blue stands…
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Why would anyone think that the problems with the movie would be solved by… adding more of the source? Like A Wet Fart This is…
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Jesus, Blue. Calm down. Indiana Jones and the Sexual Awakening This is a transcript of the March 2, 2021, RGBots comic. Panel One: Blue stands…
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Also, fuck Red. Shmoe Laid Low by Low Blow Transcript This is a transcript of the February 16, 2021, RGBots comic. Panel One Red and…
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Another day in this American life. The Usual Transcript This is a transcript of the January 29, 2021, RGBots comic. Panel One Green is talking…
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People be goin bonks for the stonks! The great reset is upon us. Maybe we can pre-order prime seats? What’s Trending: Gamestop Transcript The following…
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Suck it you piss flopping shit birds. The Art of the Swear Transcript The following is a transcript of the Jan. 27, 2021 RGBots comic.…
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We are still rocked to our very core by this assemblage of words. “Snoopy Head Ass” Transcript The following is a transcript of the Jan.…
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Beep Beep. :o) Autorotica Transcript The following is a transcript of the January 18, 2021, RGBots comic. Panel One Green stands in the blue void.…
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