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The Kickflip Principle of Governance Transcript
This is a transcript of the January 9, 2025, RGBots comic.
Panel One
Green sits at his pundit desk and begins to lay out his ideology.
Green: I have thought long and hard about what principles I would pursue when I finally stage a coup and take over the government. First, I would introduce the “Kickflip Principle of Governance” regarding term limits.
Panel Two
Green patiently explains his idea.
Green: The principle is sound. You are limited to any time in a political office based on a single factor. Whether you are physically capable of landing a kickflip on a skateboard after a week’s worth of practice.
Panel Three
Green projects a great deal of confidence and authority.
Green: If you have the mental capacity to be taught, and to execute the trick, you have not aged yourself out of a position of governance. If you break your him in the attempt you’re probably too old to be running the nation.
Panel Four
Green finishes his explanation.
Green: This would solve many problems with our elected leaders.
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