Not gonna lie, today just fucking sucks.
Discovering your work as a kid changed my life.
The Hours Are Not What They Seem Transcript
This is a transcript of the January 16, 2025, RGBots comic.
Panel One
Red is holding a eulogy for David Lynch. Green is overcome with grief.
Red: We are gathered here today to pay tribute to one David Lynch, Patron Saint of Weird. Any thoughts, friends, in this moment of collective mourning?
Green: Sob!
Panel Two
Red and Blue exchange memories. Blue is first.
Blue: May his seemingly painterly coiffures be given the reverential treatment in the Heavens that they have always had here on Earth.
Red: Amen.
Panel Three
Red shares his thoughts.
Red: He made me afraid to go behind the dumpster at my local Denny’s. His local weather reports were a joy to hear on the radio. What a fucking legend.
Panel Four
Green is traumatized.
Green: I just assumed he would have lived forever on a diet of coffee, cigarettes, and transcendental meditation. The fact he didn’t makes me doubt I could do the same and that sucks.
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