Excrelscior! Rumbly in the Tumbly This is a transcript of the March 4, 2021, RGBots comic. Panel One: Green is leaning toward Red. Green: I…
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Jesus, Blue. Calm down. Indiana Jones and the Sexual Awakening This is a transcript of the March 2, 2021, RGBots comic. Panel One: Blue stands…
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Green is not taking the news well. What’s Trending – Daft Punk Transcript The following is a transcript for the February 22, 2021, RGBots comic.…
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I JUST DON’T LIKE IT, OKAY? The Third Degree Transcript This is a transcript of the February 18, 2021, RGBots comic. Panel One Green stands,…
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How many urolagnians saw the hashtag #RestInPiss and were disappointed before growing delighted again? What’s Trending: Rest In Piss Transcript This is a transcript of…
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Also, fuck Red. Shmoe Laid Low by Low Blow Transcript This is a transcript of the February 16, 2021, RGBots comic. Panel One Red and…
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Another day in this American life. The Usual Transcript This is a transcript of the January 29, 2021, RGBots comic. Panel One Green is talking…
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Man, these trending topics are wild. Jewish Space Laser would make a fun punk band name; their first EP could be “Kibbitz Kibbopz.” What’s Trending…
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People be goin bonks for the stonks! The great reset is upon us. Maybe we can pre-order prime seats? What’s Trending: Gamestop Transcript The following…
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Suck it you piss flopping shit birds. The Art of the Swear Transcript The following is a transcript of the Jan. 27, 2021 RGBots comic.…
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Seriously though, as bad as Dinesh from Silicon Valley was, it can always be worse. … and it is. What’s Trending: Dinesh Transcript The following…
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Looks like bread really raised up a fuss. I hope it feels crumby. What’s Trending: Bread Transcript The following is a transcript of the Jan.…
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Google… how do you meme? Nice tip, Karen Transcript The following is a transcript of the Jan. 25, 2021 RGBots comic. Panel One Green is…
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We are still rocked to our very core by this assemblage of words. “Snoopy Head Ass” Transcript The following is a transcript of the Jan.…
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Wait a minute, heat makes corn… better? Feast or Flamin’ Transcript The following is a transcript of the Jan. 20, 2021 RGBots comic. Panel One…
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Beep Beep. :o) Autorotica Transcript The following is a transcript of the January 18, 2021, RGBots comic. Panel One Green stands in the blue void.…
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“… and TED CRUZ!” *off-key saxophone riff rips through the air like thunder* What’s Trending: And Ted Cruz Transcript This is a transcript of the…
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“Yeah, let’s see how you feel when your aches and pains are gone!” Rubdown Rampage Transcript Panel One Blue: “Oddly valiant of you to donate…
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Guess we’re watching C-Span today. What’s Trending: Jim Jordan Transcript The following is a transcript for this RGBots comic. Panel One Blue is looking at…
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Nacho cheese in my veins. Inspiration #2 Transcript The following is a transcript for this RGBots comic. Panel One A title card of white text…
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Shit can still go down. Executive Shit Transcript The following is a transcript for this RGBots comic. Panel One Green: “I am so glad Shit…
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We strongly approve of vanity projects. Indie Darling Transcript The following is a transcript for this RGBots comic. Panel One Green, arms in the air:…
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Merry Christmas. It will always get worse. That Festive Feeling Transcript The following is a transcript for this RGBots comic. Panel One Blue: “Hey Red,…
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We have a winner. We Have A Winner Transcript The following is a transcript for this RGBots comic. Panel One Green leans forward, pondering to…
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Now, bear with me, what if we scotchguard the scar-guarding Skarsgård star scarves? Scarfin’ It Down Transcript The following is a transcript for this RGBots…
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