Why would anyone think that the problems with the movie would be solved by… adding more of the source?
Like A Wet Fart
This is a transcript of the March 9, 2021, RGBots comic.
Panel One:
Red and Blue stand facing each other in conversation.
Red: So, the Zack Snyder cut of Justice League is coming out next week.
Are you going to watch it?
Panel Two:
We are closer to both bots.
Blue: No, I doubt I will.
Red: Why Not?
Panel Three:
Blue stands alone, with one arm raised and looking skyward.
Blue: Hm.
How to explain. . .
Panel Four:
Blue’s face, such as it is, is in close up.
Blue: I already took a two-hour shit before. . . why would I want to take a four-hour version?