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Plus I can use the lettuce for money when shit hits the fan.

Green Substitute

Green has never been above taking home the leftover crackers from the restaurant table.

Green Substitute Transcript

This is a transcript of the March 7, 2025, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Green and Blue are having a discussion about a recent lunch event.

Blue; You were really pounding down the salad at the luncheon yesterday. I never took you for a salad guy.

Panel Two

Green responds to Blue’s observation.

Green: Oh, I’m not. I am not really a fan of salad at all.

Panel Three

Blue is incredulous.

Blue: Yet you were shoveling it down your gullet like a half-starved rodent?

Panel Four

Green clarifies.

Green: I’m poor. I am not turning down free salad.


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