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Franchise Thinking Transcript
This is a transcript of the December 11, 2024, RGBots comic.
Panel One
Green leans forward, talking about the latest episode of a hot new show.
Green: Did you see the new episode of Priests of Starros last night?
Red: No, I haven’t even heard of that.
Green: For real?!
Panel Two
Green is shocked!
Green: Surely you’ve at least seen Dominion: Empire of the Stars before?
Red (off-screen): Doesn’t ring a bell.
Green: The trilogy was one of the biggest hits of the 1990s.
Red (off-screen): Maybe I’ll check it out.
Panel Three
Green can’t believe how much Red has to catch up on. It requires deep concentration.
Green: Well, you can’t watch Priests of Starros first, it is technically a prequel but sets up key points in the third film of the trilogy, and you want those revelations to come naturally.
Red: Alright, well… I’ll start with-
Panel Four
Red is obscured by all of the dialogue from Green.
Green (off-screen): Oh, but don’t watch the trilogy in release order. Instead, you should download the fan edit that combines the three films into a four-hour film.
Red: Okay.
Green (off-screen): It cuts out the Princess Laser subplot, but it turns out there is a really good fanfic that repurposes that narrative in a way that better aligns with the canon written in K.R.R. Keeper’s original notes, compiled by his son, Trapper. Also, the manga spinoff does a lot of really interesting stuff…
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